You know you're ADD when:
>you are doing a master's thesis on ADD, but don't finish on time!
>no matter how hard you try, for the life of you, can't pay bills on time.
>you live in a rats nest, because organizing seems like hell on fire
>you haven't worked in 3 years, because you know eventually you'll get reprimanded or fired; always late, your fate in ineviteable, so it seems
>you have 3 friends and none of them call- talking to you is like picking up radio signals in space
>for today's meal: end of a loaf of bread, microwaved hotdog, and water
>lost the gas cap 4 times in one month
>playing on team sports: off in your own contrived league in a made up sport; you aren't sure why everyone is yelling at you to focus: focus Daniel-son
>you love playing with fire (wait, maybe that's just me)
>you can spend all day on-line, watching bad movies, and forgetting to eat, but you can't do one thing that produces beneficial results
>you constantly make lists, detailing what to do tomorrow- then you forget where you put the list, rendering yourself helpless: back to the tv
>memorizing things for exams is nearly impossible
>you are slow to move and talk, however inside you feel like a hampster on a treadmill
>oh sh#!, that bill was due yesterday! How many $'s in late fees/month?
>when you are a guy and your guy friends break up with you, you know you have ADD! Trust me. you said something impulsively that was stupid
>you have been dumped more times than yesterday's garbage
>being in a noisy room makes you feel like you are in the monkey cage at the city zoo.
>being called on in class: anxiety of being chosen and trying so hard to focus leads you to concentrate on nothing but the pounding of your own heart, sweat glands, facial blushing, the girl next to you, the heater, that bird chirping outside, all that peripheral movement, the way your teacher's hair is parted, the kid that farted, what's for lunch?, that dream last night was cool (what was it again?), oh please don't call on me!!
>Driving: A) you don't know how you arrived at destination. B) you are an anal checker of speed, mirrors, etc. because of extra adrenaline C) you can't follow verbal directions past, "turn right!" D) you really suck and shouldn't be on the road.
>Today you had big plans, but like many days, you turn on the computer and all hell breaks loose.
