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Making lemonade out of all the lemons

Submitted by an LD OnLine user on

We as LD’s are expert lemonade makers…….we certainly got more than a disproportionate amount of lemons in our lives. Ball referred to 10,000 dead lawyers as a start…..I call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean massive pollution, exceeding the severity of the Exxon-Valdez fiasco coupled with a major paleomagnetic reversal !!!! Furthermore, the lawyers and sharks have a professional courtesy agreement…..and thus the lawyers would not end up as shark bait (bummer!). Since all politicians tend to have been lawyers, we could retake control of our government again utilizing some basic recycling proceedures. I think a good solution would be modeled after the movie “Soylent Green”, only have it be “Soylent Lawyers”, and feed them to the IRS dudes…..hor deurves anyone? How about some Harvard patee? Bon Appetit ! I did mention I am a gourmand by hobby, didn’t I? LOL

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 08/02/2002 - 4:56 AM

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Life gives us lemons and we make lemonade
Life sends a storm cloud to rain on our parade
Life gives us misery. Life gives us pain.
Life made this poor boy sleep out in the rain.

Ball

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 08/02/2002 - 6:56 AM

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Ball:
As long as I have this house in Meadville, PA, you won’t EVER have to sleep out in the rain. Nobody deserves that. We LD’s need to stick together, know what I mean?

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 08/02/2002 - 11:49 PM

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I distinctly remember as a 15 year old,being thrilled to death with an english paper,because my editor father accused me of plegarism.

Like the making lemonade analogy,I knew,in my mind,if he thought I copied it,it must be good!

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